In this modern day, everything we do becomes a label to be proud of. From obscure hobbies and internet fads to political allegiances, we gladly shout our opinions from the mountains — or shirts. This blunt, unapologetic hoodie helps make it clear to everyone around you that you’ve got no problem selling out to your ideals. Buy it!

If you love us as much as we do, then you’ll want to honor that adulation with this glorious vessel of caffeination. Displays the Elitist Idiots logo and tagline on a variety of mug designs! It’s not just the best way to let your coworkers know where you stand — it’s the only way.