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Long Since Coming

by xarexerax on Jan.26, 2009, under Elitist Idiots

I’d like to take a moment to reflect on change, leadership, and the common misconception that Barack Obama is either a messiah or the devil himself.

A lot of people have been pretty miffed about the way that America has been run for the last eight years; in case my previous postings aren’t indicative, I’m among that number myself. A lot of us have been waiting for a change, for things to be different, for a fresh new face to lead us forward and help fix up a lot of problems which may or may not have been the fault of the previous administration; some which have existed since before anyone involved in that administration had power, some of which are relatively new. Now, last week, Barack Obama, the selected representative for this change, was sworn in (twice, even), and we can get down to business, right?

Maybe.

People seem to think that because he’s President, Mr. Obama will be able to make good on a number of promises that he made while vying for office; things like tax reductions, stimulus packages, economic relief, advances in medical science, reduction in torture propogated by a nation that doesn’t torture — a lot of good stuff, really, when you get into the heart of it. He’s even started his term by taking some strides towards these things — but that’s all he’s able to do. I don’t know why people think that the federal budget is at the hands of the Preisdent, or why they’d buy into the idea that he can personally reduce their income taxes, or that he’s capable of the broad-swept changes that we need, that he promised, that are arenas far beyond the control of his office and those of his fellow administrative folk.

Sure, he’s got a congress built on his own party’s backs, but even there — well, partisanship isn’t the only name of the game, and he’s ruffled a lot of feathers amongst his fellow Democrats as well as Republicans with some of his plans for change; that’s going to make it difficult to achieve what he told us would be done as if by magic, and we lapped it up — the messianic revival of the voting populace flocking to this newfound truth-bringer who shall bear down with light upon the darkness spread by every other politician before him.

Oh, wait. There’s a precedent there, isn’t there? That every president, every politician, every single man to wield national power in the history of the United States, if not the world, has always lied. They’ve always failed to deliver on promises made, they’ve spread untruths, fallen victim to corruption, felt the sting of scandal or flaunted the influence of their position for their own personal gain. Without fail, each of our leaders has faltered, has slipped, has said or done unsavory things better swept under a rug and forgotten. Of course, with the digital age booming, you can bet your life savings — if you still have any, that is — that no scandal, no word, no slip of the tongue will exist in obscurity for more than five seconds before it’s screaming across the internet by way of mobile-upload Twitter-screeching, Facebook status-updating, MySpace bulletin-shoving instant-gratification superculture.

I’ll say what nearly everyone who’s being vocal anymore seems afraid to say: I cannot wait for Obama to fail. I am literally abuzz with anticipation for the first blown-out-of-proportion report of possible scandal, of campaign promises crumbling, of our ever-so-exalted perfect leader as he stumbles, falls, and fails to rebound with the same elastic infallibility afforded him during the course of his bid for the office he now holds. It will bring a great and solid joy to my heart the first time that his imperfectness is shoved into the noses of holier-than-thou Leftists who bestow such accolades as are due a God unto this man, and they are forced to remember that, at the end of the day, he is only human. And a politician, at that. No savior shall hail from their number in my day — of that I am absolutely certain.

That said, I hope that he doesn’t. I hope, for all our sakes, that he’s somehow able to work the miracles he’s foretold, to push his agenda with dogged and unwavering perserverance, to strike at the corruption, inconsistency, and incompetence that plagues our nation, our government, our world. I would like nothing more than to see him pull it off, blaze into the global stage full of this promise and bearing an olive branch that none refuse. It would be the most fantastic thing I’ve ever known to see this happen.

But, I’m certainly not holding my breath. So, here’s to hope, and keep those bomb shelters stocked in the meantime. You did all build those these last few years, right? Right. I thought so.

Work Scheduling

by Cerias on Jan.21, 2009, under Elitist Idiots

What happens when you cross a failing economy, a company dependant on advertising revenue, and a department that has increased it’s productivity astronomically under my tenure?

My hours, and thus what I’m being paid, are being reduced. Between my assistant and my developments of the production methods here, we now produce more, faster, requiring absolutely none of the previously budgetting overtime. I do end up having rather little to do here most of the time.

But that’s not how it was when I took over this position. My predecessor worked 50 to 60 hour weeks, with me working 32 hour weeks, and everything barely got done. Now, I have an assistant who works 24 hours weeks, and really I only need to be here about 24 hours myself. I have greatly increased productivity.

But now the economy is bad and they see I have a lot of free time I’ve created for myself here. So they pressure me to taking two days a week off to pursue a degree. This is cool. For the first semester, they continue to pay my full salary. Now they’re talking about the fact that I’m not here 40% of the time as reasons they should cut my pay in half.

After tense negotiations, I made it clear that 20% is the most I can accept in a reduction, and I won’t be happy with that. With the 20%, I can make it through this semester, and examine whether or not it’s cost effective for me to remain working for the company.

Because seriously, I hate being fucked for having done my job *right.*

Which brings us to this flash panel of random crap to the right. Buy my crap and maybe I won’t have to worry about these problems.

Telemarketing

by Cerias on Jan.14, 2009, under Elitist Idiots

Yesterday, I received a call three times from the exact same phone number in Alabama. Apparently, each of those three calls was the second notice that the factory warranty on my car may have expired. That was just yesterday. I can’t count the number of “second notices” I’ve recieved on that in the past six months.

At least the random spanish one that calls all the time sounds happy.

Perhaps I should establish some machine to start making random recorded phone calls to people. Not trying to sell anything, or nothing so gauche. Just random things. Like a random Ambrose Bierce or Machiavelli quote.

*ring ring* “Hello?” *slight delay as machine kicks in* “Benefits should be granted little by little, so that they may be better enjoyed.” *click* “The fuck?”

It’d be awesome

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